XXX Alice in Wonderland

This is both a porn movie and a musical. There are two versions, an X version and an XXX version. The woman who plays Alice is obviously full-grown but talks like a young girl. The XXX version is sort of the 'director's cut' version of the film. The film is from 1976 and has a very good opening song.

Title.

The story opens with Alice as a librarian and a guy named William wants to take her to a dance but she doesn't want to go. Alice is, of course, very up-tight and prim.

Then she finds a version of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. (Which has a very interesting cover.) Then Alice goes into the first number of the actual film but I don't think it's the actress singing. Whoever is doing the singing is really good and the song itself is very good.

The White Rabbit appears.

The rabbit goes through a mirror and Alice follows, entering a room of doors.

She drinks from the bottle and she grows smaller but her clothes don't.

She goes through the little door into the garden. (Also, I'll note here that the photography in this movie, especially in relation to forest scenes and other plants is of very high quality.)

Any film that does something like this is not taking itself seriously. It's more in it for the fun.

Alice meets some characters from Wonderland including the mouse. Then there's another musical number. One thing to be careful of is not just watch the scenes but listen to the lyrics. This is the third song in the show, counting the introductory song, and all three have excellent, worth-listening-to lyrics.

This film, albeit a pornographic one, is actually capturing the spirit of the original story, of being young and open to new things, of having an active imagination, and never really growing mentally old.

There's also a funny joke. Alice asks if anyone has a towel and the mouse answers that they had one, once, but it was stolen by a hotel.

Anyhow, the first nudity appears when two of the creatures pull down Alice's top, exposing her breasts.

In a bit Alice sits down on a rock and it starts talking to her. While on the rock Alice masturbates, still working under the assumption that any self-touching is inherently bad.

The White Rabbit shows up and Alice is invited to a tea party. Once there the Hatter exposes himself to her and she performs oral sex on him.

When they are done there is something like an earthquake and the Hatter says Humpty Dumpty has fallen down again. It seems that, since he has fallen, he can no longer get an erection. Two women do a strip tease and have sex in front of him but it doesn't help. Alice solves his problem.

The Hatter, the White Rabbit and Alice get lost in the forest. Tweedledee and Tweedledum are a man and a woman who, you can guess, have sex.

Then it moves on to the next part. Alice comes across a woman having sex with a knight. Time for another humorous song. Then the movie goes on to the court. The Red King is recognizable; there is a black man who is probably the Black King. There are a bunch of near-nude woman that go into another song routine.

The Black King greets the visitors and tells Alice that he wants to have sex with her and she is reluctant, never having gone all the way before. (Apparently, actually, never even having been kissed before.)

A queen shows up just as Alice and the Black King were about to get serious and she says she wants Alice to go down on her. Alice, of course, notes she's never done anything like that to a woman before.

So Alice is put on trial. The guy playing the judge is trying to do a Groucho Marx imitation and he's not doing too good a job of it. Then it's time for another song. Alice is found guilty and has to have oral sex with the queen.

The White Rabbit and the Mad Hatter help her escape. She gets back to 'normal' reality (still dressed in the Wonderland outfit she had on), and her boyfriend shows up and she has sex with him.

There is an interview section with some of the people in the movie and involved with the making of the movie and that part is particularly fascinating, especially their views of how the x-rated movie making industry has gone serious downhill in quality.


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