Story 2

Fictional piece by Kristy Hughes

FADE IN:

INT. SQUAD ROOM - DAY (8:15 AM)

Typical morning at the 14th - Petrie already at work straightening his desk/Isbecki seated in chair next to Petrie's, wolfing down a quick breakfast. Samuels is on the telephone in his office. Christine Cagney has apparently just arrived, throwing her jacket and scarf on the coat hook and grabbing the chalk to sign in. Lacey rushes through the squad room doors and begins talking breathlessly while Cagney signs the board

LACEY

You just got here, Chris? I thought I'd never make it. You wouldn't believe my morning

CAGNEY

If it was anything like my morning … you should just count yourself lucky to be here.

(Before their conversation can continue, Samuel's bursts through his office door looking displeased.)

SAMUELS

Cagney! Lacey! I need to see you in my office, please!

(The Lt. Turns and heads immediately back into his office.)

(Lacey gives Cagney a questioning look)

CAGNEY

Don't look at me. I just got here, remember?

(Cagney and Lacey hurry into Samuels office and stand before his desk.)

CAGNEY

Yes, Lieutenant?

SAMUELS

I just got a call from Deputy Inspector Marquette. A reporter from the Times is interviewing him this morning. Some public relations article on job opportunities in the NYPD. Marquette's requested that "two of New York's finest detectives" stand by his side for the photo shoot … and he believes you two would be perfect for the job. Thinks it might help boost the campaign to get more women interested in joining the force.

CAGNEY

WHAT?

LACEY

Why us, sir?

SAMUELS

He wants a couple of female detectives, not uniforms, for the shoot. Apparently, you two were the first ones who came to mind. You know how impressed Marquette was with your work on the Wentworth case last month. And he knows it's short notice, but these things happen. He's expecting you in less than (looks at watch) forty-five minutes, so I suggest the two of you get going.

CAGNEY

Lieutenant, we don't have time for this! Have you seen that stack of paperwork on my desk? We haven't had time to catch our breath lately, let alone catch up on our reports! And you told us yesterday that was to be our first priority this morning.

(Lacey and Samuels stare at Cagney for a beat. She's usually anything but eager to do paperwork.)

SAMUELS

Cagney, you know I don't like this any better than you do! We're so backed up here I don't have an officer to spare. But you don't turn down the Inspector. Now hurry up and get this fluff assignment over with so you can get back here where I really need you.

(Cagney looks like she'd like to say more, and is about to, but Lacey interrupts.)

LACEY

Yes, sir. We're on our way!

(Lacey starts to pull Cagney out of the Lieutenants office before she can say anything else. Cagney turns, pulls her arm free and hurries out of the office to grab her coat and scarf. Lacey follows)

LACEY

Chris, will you hold on a minute! If our picture's going to be in the paper, I'd at least like to take a minute to comb my hair and freshen up a little. I didn't have time to even look at myself in the mirror this morning.

CAGNEY

Come on, Mary Beth - you can do that on the way over! You know how much I hate this kind of thing. Let's just get it over with.

(Cagney rushes out of the squad room with Lacey reluctantly following.)

EXT. PARKING LOT BEHIND STATION. - DAY

(The women push through the back door leading to the parking lot, Mary Beth still pulling on her jacket. As they head down the steps to the car…)

LACEY

I thought you LIKED getting your picture in the paper.

CAGNEY

For something I've accomplished, Mary Beth, not just for being a woman on the force. I don't like the idea of the two of us being the department's poster girls.

LACEY

We aren't going to be "poster girls", Christine. It's just a quick photo shoot as a favor to Inspector Marquette.

(They both duck into the car with Cagney driving. As she pulls out of the lot…)

CAGNEY

And that's another thing. That man gives me the creeps.

LACEY

Marquette?

CAGNEY

Yes, Marquette. I think he's more interested in playing political games than he is in doing his job.

LACEY

His job's political by nature, Christine. Comes with the territory.

CAGNEY

Well, I think he's a worm. Probably leaves a slimy trail wherever he goes.

LACEY

You should just be thankful he thought of us … that he remembered us for the work we do. And it's getting us out of paperwork - at least for a while.

CAGNEY

I'd prefer the clerical duty.

(CUT TO Cagney and Lacey on their way to headquarters, a few miles farther down the road.)

LACEY

Can you believe this traffic? It's after 9:00 AM. Is everyone late for work today?

CAGNEY

They're probably all heading downtown to watch us make fools of ourselves

LACEY

You are a joy today, Chris. What's wrong? You and David Keeler have it out again?

CAGNEY

David WHO? KEELER?? Oh, I remember now… He's that nice dark-haired man who shows up on my door-step once in a blue moon.

LACEY

Huh?

(Cagney stops at a red light and turns to Lacey)

CAGNEY

David only makes time for me when it's convenient for HIM. HIS precious career ALWAYS comes first.

LACEY

Sounds like someone else I know… (smiling)

CAGNEY

Don't start, Mary Beth. I'm in no mood

(Cagney stops mid-sentence when both are startled by the sound of gunfire and shattering glass. The sound is obviously coming from a small grocery store a few feet ahead. Chris maneuvers the car over to the curb and throws it in park. She and Mary Beth hurry from the car, guns drawn and stop to the side of the store where they cautiously peer in the window - waving a few civilians back as they take position.)

(Through the window) INT. "KWIK SHOP" GROCERY

(An apparently distraught young woman is digging money out of an open register and handing it over to a man in a ski- mask. He is pointing a gun at her and is shouting for her to hurry up. Another masked gunman is grabbing a variety of small items and stuffing them into his pockets while shouting threats at two terrified elderly women cowering in the back of the store. Chris and Mary Beth count to three and burst through the door.)

INT. "KWIK SHOP"GROCERY - DAY - 9:15 AM

CAGNEY

Freeze! Police!

(Cagney's gun is leveled at the man holding a gun on the cashier. As the second man reaches for his gun…)

LACEY

Don't move, mister!

(He doesn't comply quickly enough.)

LACEY

I said FREEZE!!

(Cagney can see one leg sticking out from behind the check-out counter and puddle of blood spreading on the floor. Lacey has moved farther inside the store toward the second man. Cagney's back is still to the open doorway. She doesn't hear the approach of a third man behind her. He is unmasked, but wearing reflective sunglasses.)

MAN #3

Drop your gun, lady!

(The third man is close behind her. She hears a gun being cocked just behind her right ear.)

MAN #3

I SAID DROP IT, NOW!!!

(The ladies in the rear of the store scream. A moan is coming from behind the counter. The girl at the cash register is frozen in place. Cagney slowly lowers her gun to the floor and stands up. The man kicks the gun aside and roughly grabs her left arm, pinning it behind her back and pushes her forward into the store, shutting the front door behind him. He turns to Lacey, gun held to the side of Cagney's head)

MAN #3

What…? You want your friend dead? Lose the gun! NOW!

LACEY

(Cautiously but firmly) We're police officers.

(Man #3 interrupts before she can say anything else.)

MAN #3

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! PUT DOWN THE DAMNED GUN!!!

Lacey hesitates…Man #3 twists Cagney's arm hard behind her and jams the gun into the side of her neck.

MAN #3

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M PLAYING WITH YOU?!?

(As Lacey lowers her gun to the floor, eyes never leaving Cagney, the other two men recover their weapons and spring back into action. Man #3 pushes Cagney toward Lacey, letting go of her arm, and then holds his gun on Chris and Mary Beth while the gunman at the register takes the rest of the money and the other orders the elderly ladies in back down on the floor and then turns to Chris and Mary Beth.)

MAN #3

You two! Get down on the floor!

(As Chris and Mary Beth lower themselves to the floor, the gunman at the register has taken the rest of the money and roughly shoved the young woman to the floor. He begins backing out the door with his gun still drawn… Man #2 snatches up Chris and Mary Beth's guns from the floor.)

MAN #1

Let's go! Move it!!

(Man #2 immediately follows, and hesitantly, so does man #3)

(Chris and Mary Beth scramble to their feet. Lacey, looking down behind the counter at the bleeding elderly man lying there, yells for the woman at the register to call an ambulance. By the time they are out the door, the men have turned the corner to the alley and are heading toward a waiting car where a fourth person sits behind the wheel. Just before getting in Man#2 throws the detectives guns into an open dumpster. Cagney and Lacey run after them, trying for at least a plate number, but the men have reached the car and taken off, tires screeching, turning the corner and heading out of the alleyway. Chris and Mary Beth stop to catch their breath.)

LACEY

You alright?

(Cagney, panting, shakes her head yes.)

CAGNEY

Could this day …(trying to catch her breath)….possibly get any worse??

LACEY

God, I hope not…

(Lacey, somewhat recovered, heads back to the car to make sure someone is calling for Emergency Services. Cagney, still panting, watches after her for a short beat and then, making a face, turns and heads for the dumpster.)

FADE…

ACT II

EXT. DAY on the street in front of the KWIK SHOP - 11:00 AM

Cagney and Lacey shake hands with uniformed officers who have just taken their statements and head for the car. Both walk over to the driver's side.

LACEY

I'll drive.

CAGNEY

Why? I told you. I'm FINE.

LACEY

Someone just shoved a gun against your head and you're fine. That's just great, Christine.

CAGNEY

It was no big deal. I wasn't hurt. You were there, too. REMEMBER?

LACEY

Damn right, I remember! And I'M still a little shaky. Just let me do this, please?

CAGNEY

(Sighing…) Whatever makes you happy.

As Cagney walks around to the passenger side.

LACEY

Thank you.

Both duck into the car and slam the doors a little harder than necessary. Lacey immediately reaches for her seat belt. Cagney makes no move for hers.

LACEY

Seat belt.

(Cagney just looks at her.)

LACEY

I am not moving until you put on that seat belt.

(Cagney quickly grabs the belt and struggles to fasten it.)

CAGNEY

You've got two kids at home, Mary Beth. You don't have to mother me, too.

(Lacey pulls away from the curb and takes off.)

INT. SAMUELS OFFICE - DAY - 11:30 AM

SAMUELS

Marquette wasn't too happy when you two didn't show. But he was glad to hear that the two of you were okay after what went down at the store.

CAGNEY

(Sarcastically) Well, I'm touched.

(Lacey gives her a look, Samuels ignores her and continues speaking.)

SAMUELS

The two of you've had quite a morning. Take a long lunch…. On second thought, take the rest of the day off. The paperwork can wait.

CAGNEY

That's not really necessary, Lieutenant.

(Lacey talks over her.)

LACEY

Thank you, sir.

(Cagney looks at her, Lacey pushes her from Samuels office.)

LACEY

What is with you today, Christine? What's wrong with a little time off?

CAGNEY

Mary Beth… Oh, I guess there's nothing wrong with it. You go on home.

LACEY

Samuels said WE had the afternoon off, Christine. Me AND you. Why would you insist on staying?

CAGNEY

I just … have a few things I'd like to clear up here before I leave.

LACEY

Well, not me. Harve's mother is coming for dinner and my apartment looked like a hurricane hit it when I left this morning. (remembering) - And we're out of vacuum cleaner bags. I have to stop at the store on my way home.

CAGNEY

Mary Beth, you spent hours at a store this morning… Couldn't you have picked them up then?

LACEY

Well, I guess it just slipped my mind, Christine. What with the nasty men in ski masks waving their guns around and shooting people.

(Chris smiles…)

CAGNEY

See you tomorrow, Mary Beth.

LACEY

See ya… and don't stay all day, Chris.

CAGNEY

Yes, Mother.

(Lacey smiles and leaves. Cagney shuffles through her papers and then stops and stares at the phone. Obviously trying to decide whether or not to make a call, she picks up the receiver and then quickly slams it back down. After a beat she picks up the receiver again and dials the number this time. After a couple of rings someone answers…)

CAGNEY

Um, yes … Could I speak to David Keeler, please? …. Oh. I see. No - no message, I'll try again later. Thank you.

(Cagney resignedly replaces the receiver. She starts to sort through some files on her desk, drops one and the contents scatter across the floor.)

CAGNEY

DAMMIT!!

(She bends, quickly scoops up the loose papers and replaces them on her desk. Frustrated, she can't deal with the paperwork right now, she stands and slams her chair into her desk, grabs her purse, coat and scarf and quickly heads out - toward the doors to the booking area. Going through she runs right into Isbecki.)

CAGNEY

Why don't you watch where the hell you're going, Victor!

ISBECKI

Sorry, Cagney, but I didn't hear you say excuse me either.

CAGNEY

Don't hold your breath.

(She storms out as he watches.)

CUT TO: INTERIOR LACEY APARTMENT 1:00 PM

(The living room is in disarray, the kitchen table still cluttered with dishes. Harvey's asleep on the couch, a newspaper draped across his stomach. Mary Beth walks in, arms full of groceries, and drops one bag as she steps inside. The sound startles Harvey and he struggles to sit up. Mary Beth is surprised to see him there.)

LACEY

Harvey? What are you doing home this time of day??

HARVEY

(Sleepily) I could ask you the same thing. (yawns and stretches) Guys worked hard yesterday, finished the Kelly job by 10 this morning. So, we got the rest of the day off… What's your story?

LACEY

(as she picks up the groceries she dropped)

Lieutenant sent us home early - well, Chris stayed…

HARVEY

Why'd Samuels send you home??

LACEY

Chris and I stumbled onto a grocery store robbery this morning. The owner was shot - he's in critical condition. The perps got away. It took up our whole morning so the Lieutenant gave us a break and let us leave. And I'm tired of talking about it. ….. (looks around apartment) Couldn't you have straightened up a little around here, Harve? You know Muriel's coming for dinner

HARVEY

(as he walks to the kitchen)

She's not coming, Babe. She called about an hour ago and asked if she could take a rain check. Something about an old friend who's in town for the evening and wants to have dinner

LACEY

Your mother has the busiest social life

HARVEY

It's good for her. Keeps her young. You're not mad, are you Mary-Beth?

LACEY

(Sits at the kitchen table, head in hands)

Not mad, Harve. Relieved. And tired…

HARVEY

(stands behind her massaging her shoulders)

This'll make you feel better. …………. And this (kisses her neck and begins to nuzzle)

(Lacey laughs and turns to embrace him)

FADE TO:

Chris coming in the door of her loft apartment, a paper bag containing a liquor bottle in hand. She sets it on the counter, throws her coat onto the couch and checks her answering machine. One message - from David.

DAVID (on machine)

Chris - just called the precinct and the Desk Sergeant said you'd gone home for the afternoon. Look, I'm sorry about the other night. I think we were both tired and said things we shouldn't have. Will you meet me for dinner? 6:00 o'clock at Chaney's for cold beer and hot pastrami? I really want to see you, Chris. Hope you can make it.

(Chris smiles and heads toward her bedroom to change.)

CUT TO:

(Chris, dressed casually but you can tell it's with care - knocking on Charlie Cagney's apartment door. No answer. Impatiently she knocks again, harder…)

CHARLIE (off screen)

Okay, I'm coming! Don't have a heart attack!!

CAGNEY (under her breath)

I haven't got all day, Pop…

(Charlie opens the door, surprised but happy to see his "Officer Daughter")

CHARLIE

Chrissy!

CAGNEY

Hi-ya, Pop.

(Walking in…)

What took you so long?

CHARLIE

Must have dozed off on the couch. Watching one of those talk shows where the people always end up hitting each other with chairs… What happened to Mike Douglas and Merv Griffin? Nobody ever got hit with chairs on their shows. The worst thing that'd happen was one of 'em might start singin'….

CAGNEY (interrupting)

Pop! I didn't come over here to discuss the deterioration of day-time television!

CHARLIE

What are you doin' here, anyway? (looks at watch) - You should be at work for at least another hour and a half…

CAGNEY

I know … nice of you to notice. Mary Beth and I walked in on a convenience store robbery today and…

CHARLIE (interrupting)

Not the one I just saw on the mid-day news? On Peak Street … near downtown?

CAGNEY

That's the one. Two guys - in ski masks - robbing the place - armed of course. They'd already shot the owner when we walked in. We had 'em, Pop. Until one of their "associates" came up behind me and pulled his gun. Long story short - they got away, we didn't get so much as a plate number and I had the pleasure of digging through a very full dumpster for our guns. It's been a hell of a day.

CHARLIE

(He puts his arm around her shoulders and gives her a squeeze)

I'm sure it has … I'm just glad you're okay, Chris. Everybody carrying guns these days - not just the cops but the civilians! Used to be a time when an officer could do his job armed with nothing more than a billyclub. Not today. You gotta carry an arsenal just to keep up with the scum.

CAGNEY

Some cops do …

CHARLIE

And I don't blame them. ……. What are we standin' here for - sit down. We'll watch TV and order a pizza. (looks at watch) - It's almost time for one of those judge shows.

CAGNEY

Pop, is this all you do these days?! Lie around napping and watching bad television?

CHARLIE

We don't have to watch the judge show. We can watch Oprah for all I care. I don't know about all that "Remembering My Spirit" jazz. Seems a little hokey….

CAGNEY (exasperated)

Charlie, forget about the TV! … I can't stay. I just stopped by to see how you're doing - I'm on my way to meet David for dinner.

CHARLIE

Keeler … You two still hot and heavy?

CAGNEY (making a face)

HOT and HEAVY??? What kind of talk is that?

CHARLIE

Just tryin' to keep up with the times is all…

CAGNEY

Well, give it up, Pop. It's not working. - And yes, we're still seeing each other. When our schedules permit.

CHARLIE

Maybe your schedules should permit more often. David's a good guy and I'd like a couple more grandchildren - that weren't a plane-ride away…

CAGNEY (annoyed)

I'm leaving… Get up off the couch and away from the TV more often, Charlie. It's frying your brain.

CHARLIE

(Smiles) I just want you to be happy, Christine. Married, single - I don't care.

CAGNEY

Don't worry about me, Pop. I'm doing just fine…

(Cagney smiles gives her dad a hug and then leaves).

FADE TO:

INT. LACEY APT. (early evening)

The boys are home from school. Michael sits on the floor in front of the coffee table, books spread out, doing his homework. Harvey, Jr., sits back on the couch watching TV. Something loud, gun fire, tires squealing. Michael keeps looking up from his homework to the television. Mary Beth walks in from the kitchen, wiping her hands on a dish towel.

LACEY

Okay, guys. That's enough TV for now. (The boys start to protest. Lacey looks at Michael) How many times have I told you no TV during homework, Michael. What do you think that desk in your room is for?

MICHAEL

It's too quiet in there, Ma. I can't think!

LACEY

So you're saying all this shooting and the car crashes … it HELPS you study?

(Michael just smiles at his Mom - knows there's no use fighting this one… She bends to ruffle his hair and smiles.)

Off to your room then

(Michael gathers his books. Mary Beth turns her attention to Harve, Jr.)

And what about you, Harvey? Where's your homework?

HARVEY, JR.

I already did mine.

LACEY

No tests to study for? No chapters to read before tomorrow?

HARVEY, JR.

We have a test in American History. But I don't have to study for that. Mr. Caldwell's the best. His tests are open-book.

LACEY

Open-book? History's supposed to be about remembering dates, not looking them up. Go study for it anyway, Harvey. I want you to LEARN whether that's your teacher's goal or not.

HARVEY, JR.

Mom!!

LACEY

I mean it, Harvey. Hit the books.

(He rolls his eyes in disgust and walks out. Lacey goes to the TV and changes the channel - the evening news is in progress. News reporter Lydia Sanchez is outside St. Alban's Hospital.)

SANCHEZ

Francis Corbello of Queens had run the small grocery on Peak Street for nearly 15 years. He died today of gunshot wounds at the age of 64. Patrons who frequented his store say Mr. Corbello was a quiet man with a ready smile. He was known to be a hard worker and a generous man, offering hot coffee to the homeless huddled in the alleyway outside his store on cold winter days and occasionally providing them with food. The sentiment in the neighborhood surrounding his store is that he will be greatly missed.

(Cut to anchorman Tom Gannon in the studio, Sanchez visible on the screen behind him)

GANNON

I know the community will want to assist in the apprehension of the persons responsible for this horrible crime. For those just tuning in, can you once again describe the suspects, Lydia?

SANCHEZ

Of course, Tom. The only description we have of the two masked suspects is that they were both males, approximately 6 feet tall, wearing black jeans and black jackets. The third suspect is described as a Caucasian male, approximately 5 ft. 10" tall, 160 - 175 lbs. with medium length dark brown hair. He was wearing new dark blue denim jeans, a red and black flannel shirt, black work boots and mirrored sunglasses. The fourth suspect, the driver of the get-away car, could not be seen well enough by witnesses for a description. The only information we have on the car is that it was a dark blue, late model, four-door sedan.

GANNON

Thank you, Lydia. If viewers have any information on the suspects in this crime

(Mary Beth turns off the TV and heads for the kitchen. The expression on her face is hard to read.)

CUT TO:

Chris sitting at the bar at Chaney's. She checks her watch, it's almost 6:30 - David should have been here nearly half an hour ago. Chris motions for the bartender.

CAGNEY

Another scotch, please.

(She turns around on her barstool, eyes scanning the tables behind her. Something catches her eye and she does a double-take. It's the girl from the store this morning - the cashier, Rachel Salinas. She's sitting with a young man near her age. They seem very cozy and she doesn't look too shaken up from the day's events. The waiter arrives with their check. The young man pays in cash and lets the waiter keep the change. Nodding a thank you, the waiter leaves and the couple stands, the young man helping Salinas on with her coat. The two head for the door. Chris eases off the barstool, leaves several dollars on the bar and takes off after them. When she gets outside, she sees the two stepping into what looks like the same sedan used in the robbery that day. Cagney runs to her car, wishing the bright yellow sports car weren't so conspicuous and proceeds to follow them.)

David Keeler's cab has just pulled up to Chaney's. He steps out, leans in to pay the driver and spots Chris' car pulling away from the curb.)

KEELER

I changed my mind. (As he gets back in and points in Chris' direction) Follow that yellow sports car.

CABBIE

Whatever you say

KEELER

Just hurry or we'll lose her.

(The driver takes off, tires squealing. Chris turns a corner as a traffic light turns yellow. The driver slows down.)

KEELER

Don't stop! You can make the light!

CABBIE

There better be a good tip in this for me, Buddy.

KEELER

Don't worry

(Chris tries to keep up with the blue sedan and remain unnoticed as well. She follows the sedan a few more blocks and then slows as it pulls to a stop in front of an apartment building. She parks a block away, partially hidden behind a van and hops out of her car. David Keeler's cab has dropped him about a block away from Chris and he hangs back, watching to see where she's going.

Unaware of Keeler's presence, Cagney follows the two inside the lobby just as the elevator doors close with them inside. Chris watches the lights as the elevator ascends and sees that it has stopped on the third floor. She takes the stairs to the third, in time to see an apartment door to her left just closing. She runs back down the stairs and to the old metal fire escape on the side of the building. The metal ladder is too high, out of her reach. She steps back, runs and makes a leap at it grabbing the bottom rung. She'd thought it might come down when she'd thrown her weight on it, but it was stuck. Using all her strength she pulls herself up, a rung at a time until she could get a foothold. Then she climbs to the landing just outside the third floor window that she hopes looks in on the apartment with Salinas inside. David, who remained hidden, watches in fascination, not yet willing to interrupt what Chris was doing and still not quite sure what she was up to. Chris stood to side of the window, hoping the creaking of the old fire escape wouldn't give her away. When she finally got a look inside, Chris saw not only Salinas and the young man from the restaurant, but also two large men about the size of the masked gunmen from the robbery. Her suspicions of Salinas involvement in the crime were confirmed when she caught sight of a man in a flannel shirt sitting at the kitchen table. His mirrored glasses were still on top of his head. It was the jerk that had pulled the gun on her. As much as Chris would have liked to catch them all together in one room, she knew this wasn't something she could pull off alone. 5 to 1 were horrible odds. She tries to make her way quietly back down the fire escape, but the metal creaks loudly enough to give her away. She could see the shadow of someone approaching the window. In her attempt to hurry down the fire escape she slips on a metal step falling to the first floor landing, tearing a deep jagged cut that runs along the top of her forearm to the back of her hand between forefinger and thumb. Blood begins to pour from the wound immediately. As she hears the window being opened, Chris scrambles to the edge of the first floor landing and swings herself over the side. There is a gun shot as she lets herself drop to the ground, landing badly and twisting her right ankle. She swears and limps over to press herself against the side of the building, in the shadows, and out of sight. David Keeler had witnessed all this and was already on his way over when Chris dropped to the ground from the fire escape. He stood across the alleyway half-hidden by the corner of the building across from where Chris is standing and almost shouts

KEELER

Chris!

CAGNEY

(Trying to catch her breath and wincing in pain, looks up in disbelief as she sees him…)

David! (she stage whispers) What the hell are you doing here?

KEELER

Never mind that for now … you're hurt. You've got to get out of here.

CAGNEY

No shit…

(Keeler starts to make his way over to her)

Stay there David! Here… (she reaches into her pocket and throws him her car keys. As he catches them…)

Go get my car. It's up the street behind a white van. I'll meet you in the alley behind the building.

KEELER

(He starts to protest) Chris….

CAGNEY

Just hurry, David! (under her breath) I hope you can drive a stick….

(He runs for the car as she painfully edges along the building to the rear alley. She hears more than one set of feet running her way and ducks behind some empty cardboard boxes, scarcely breathing until they've passed her. The two large men from inside the apartment stop at the entrance to the alley where she's to meet David, look around, turn back and run past her once again as they take off down the street toward where she'd parked her car. She makes her way to the alley behind the building, just as David screeches to a halt when he sees her appear in the headlights. Thinking she is about to get hit, Chris flattens herself against the building.)

CAGNEY

Oh my God! You nearly gave me a heart attack!!

Keeler pushes open the passenger door from the inside and Chris climbs in. They tear away, neither speaking until they're several blocks from the apartment building… David looks at Chris, who is in obvious pain, trying to wrap a warm-up jacket found in the floorboard around her arm.

KEELER

The cut's deep, Chris. I'm taking you to get it stitched up.

CAGNEY

It'll be okay, David. (He can tell from her face that it won't be. Noticing the look of concern on his face…) I can't spend all night waiting in an emergency room. I have to report this… Just take me to Mary Beth's, she's five minutes from here. I can clean this up and call it in.

KEELER

(Not looking too happy about this says resignedly)

Whatever you say, Detective

CUT TO:

Lacey apartment. Harvey and Mary Beth are on the couch. He's sitting. She is lying with her head in his lap as he strokes her hair.

LACEY

I can't get this morning off my mind, Harve. That sleaze had a gun held to Chris' head and I couldn't do a thing about it. I didn't even see him approach. What if she'd died, Harvey?

HARVEY

She didn't die, Babe. There was a lot going on. You both had your eyes on the scum inside the store. It's understandable that he could have approached from the outside without either of you noticing.

LACEY

But if she had gotten killed, Harvey… I would have felt so responsible.

HARVEY

I know. But you can't blame yourself for something that didn't happen and wouldn't have been your fault even if it had. Let it go for now

(Lacey sits up and turns to him.)

LACEY

You know something else that's bothering me, Harvey? Why did the robbers shoot the owner and not the girl at the register? The witnesses said he put up no more resistance than she did but they shot him almost immediately.

HARVEY

Maybe they were trying to prove a point. That they'd do what they had to in order to get that money. Scare anyone out of trying to stop them.

LACEY

They killed a man to scare two elderly women and a young girl? I don't think so. Those women were terrified. The girl seemed to be in shock. No tears, expressionless. … And murder for what amounted to no more than three or four hundred dollars?

HARVEY

Mary Beth, people get killed for their tennis shoes these days. You can't try to rationalize this.

LACEY

I'm telling you, Harve. It doesn't make sense.

(There's a knock at the door. Harvey goes to answer it and Mary Beth gets up from the couch. He opens the door and David steps in, his arm around Chris. Harvey looks confused.)

HARVE

Chris?

LACEY

(Immediately noticing the blood soaked jacket on Cagney's arm)

What HAPPENED?!?

CAGNEY

Mary Beth, we've got to call it in! I just saw Salinas in an apartment not 10 miles from here with the guys who robbed the store.

LACEY

What?

CAGNEY

I'm telling you, she was in on it. I've gotta use your phone.

LACEY

Let me see your arm

CAGNEY

In a few minutes, Mary Beth. (Cagney limps to the kitchen as Harvey and Mary Beth turn to David)

LACEY

Who are you?

KEELER

I'm David. David Keeler. And you're Mary Beth (he shakes her hand) and you must be Harvey (shakes his as well).

LACEY

David! Right. I've only seen a picture of you - from the ski trip you took with Chris. I didn't recognize you without your toboggan.

(David smiles … Mary Beth turns to Harvey)

Stay here with David, Harve. I need to hear this phone call.

(Harvey motions for David to sit down and the two smile at each other awkwardly.)

(In the kitchen, Lacey tries to get a look at Cagney's arm before she's done with the phone call but Chris deliberately turns away from her and finishes the call.)

CAGNEY

(into telephone) You'll let us know what happens, Sergeant? All right, then. Thank you. And good luck!

(Cagney smiles at Lacey, then winces in pain and holds her arm.)

LACEY

You can tell me what happened while I have a look at that arm. Come on.

(Lacey leads Cagney to the bathroom … a few minutes later, Harvey and David are at the kitchen table having a beer and talking like old friends. You can hear running water in the background and an occasional "Ow!" from Cagney followed by an admonishment from Lacey to hold still. Michael appears in the kitchen doorway, rubbing his eyes - awake because of the noise. Harvey gets up, swoops Michael into his arms and takes him back to his bedroom. Chris and Mary Beth come out of the bathroom and into the kitchen, Cagney's arm and part of her hand wrapped in gauze.)

KEELER

How's the patient, Doctor?

LACEY

I've seen better. (Cagney makes a face at this). But this (pointing to Cagney's arm) is only temporary. (To David) She needs stitches and someone has to look at that ankle, it's pretty swollen already. You'll take it from here, David?

KEELER

I've already rescued her once tonight, I guess I can take care of a little cut.

CAGNEY

(Rolling her eyes) I'm never going to hear the end of this am I, David? You'll be telling stories of how you were my knight in shining armor for years to come.

LACEY

Chris! You should be grateful he was there for you! You might not be here if he wasn't!

CAGNEY

Give me a break, Mary Beth. You're going to give him a bigger head than he's already got.

KEELER

Don't worry about me, Chris. You know how modest I am. What do you say we go spend some quality time in the emergency room, getting you sewn back together?

CAGNEY

I hate doctors

KEELER

What about lawyers?

CAGNEY

(Smiles) Do you have to ask?

(David leans down and kisses her. Helps her up from the chair and starts toward the door.)

KEELER

Thanks for your hospitality, Mary Beth. She might have lost a couple of pints of blood if you hadn't been home to let her use the phone and wrap that cut. She wasn't going anywhere until she called this one in.

LACEY

Think nothing of it. I'm used to cleaning up after the messes she gets herself into.

CAGNEY

Would you two stop talking about me like I'm not even here?! I don't know if I want to be in the same room with the two of you ever again

LACEY

(Smiles and gives her a hug) Go take care of yourself and I'll see you tomorrow.

CAGNEY

(Chris leans back inside the door and says, sheepishly) Thank you, Mary Beth. See you in the morning. (whispers) And thanks for not going off on me for running after Salinas without you.

LACEY

Oh, there's always tomorrow for that, Chris

(She shuts the door)

INT. 14th PRECINCT - 8:30 AM

Mary Beth is already at her desk, sipping coffee. Chris comes limping through the squad room doors, a smile on her face and signs in.

LACEY

How's the arm?

CAGNEY

15 stitches… (shows Lacey, who makes a face) and a tetanus shot (this time Cagney makes a face).

LACEY

And the ankle?

CAGNEY

(Sits at her desk) Strained not sprained. I'll live

LACEY

Not if you keep charging after the bad guys by yourself.

CAGNEY

(Puts her face in her hands). Mary Beth, please, not now! I'm actually in a good mood… David and I had a really nice time after we were done with my stitches

LACEY

Christine

(Before she can say anything further, Samuels calls them into his office. Cagney smiles at Lacey as she stands up…)

CAGNEY

(Grinning triumphantly) Saved by the Lieutenant!

LACEY

For now…. (Cagney's smile vanishes. They walk into Samuels office.)

SAMUELS

Thought you two would like to know that uniforms from the 12th Precinct caught your perps last night. Guess they didn't know the racket they heard on the fire escape was caused by a renegade detective (looks pointedly at Cagney and pauses… she's ready for his lecture but it doesn't come.) Anyway, they were home when the cops came knockin' - it was an easy collar.

LACEY

Motive, Lieutenant? Seems like a big operation for a small take?

SAMUELS

Salinas, the cashier, she knew that the old man had a lot of money stashed in a safe in the back of the store. His life savings. That's what they were after. They were gonna make it look like a small time robbery, kill the owner and take off with money no one was supposed to even know he had. But Salinas is talking, a lot. So everyone's going down for this one. Good work - even though I don't approve of your methods Cagney. We've gone round about this before. I'll leave the lecture up to you this time, Lacey.

LACEY

Yes, sir. I'll be happy to take over.

CAGNEY

(Under her breath) I'm sure you will

(Lacey gives her a stern look.)

(Smiling) So, Lieutenant. Got any more hot cases for us to handle?

SAMUELS

No. Just a mountain of paperwork for you to finish today, Detective. Your desk is even worse than Lacey's. Get to it!

(Cagney's smile fades as they head out of the office. She starts for her desk as Lacey grabs the back of her shirt and steers her toward the Jane.)

CAGNEY

(Stops) Mary Beth, you heard the Lieutenant. We have to get to those reports

LACEY

First things first, Christine. Conference?

(Lacey walks on. Cagney stares after her, sighs in resignation and walks through the door to the Jane. Freeze frame on the door closing behind her.)


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