Undead and Unwed

This is the first is a series of really good and funny books about a woman that gets turned into the Queen of the Vampires.

She'd really rather go shopping, actually.

Her day starts off by being laid off from her job. She gets a call from her step-mother (step-monster), and her cat runs away, and it's not even noon. Oh, also, it's her birthday. She also gets hit by a car doing forty and knocked into a tree. She dies.

Then wakes in in her own coffin. Then she goes to the roof of the building she is in, jumps off, hits the ground and gets run over by a garbage truck.

She then breaks up an attack on a woman and her daughter by killing two of the attackers. She realizes she is a vampire.

First-things-first. She has to get back all her shoes that her step-monster took the moment she heard that Betsy was dead. She also meets her friend Jessica.

She ends up biting Nick who has suddenly become intensely attracted to her. Jessica's back story is covered. It's pretty sad. Betsy ends up being kidnapped. She's brought before some guy that wants her to worship him.

She stops a doctor from committing suicide by jumping off a building. She climbs the building (SpidyVamp) with no trouble. They end up becoming friends. They go to a diner and the guy from the cemetery joins them- it's Sinclair.

Marc and Jessica are attacked by a vampire in service to another vampire master, Nostro.

She ends up being thrown into a pit by Nostro's henchmen and meets Tina, who insists on calling her Queen. She adds that fiends will soon swarm into the pit with them.

Tina explains to Betsy how some book the vampires have predicted Tina's coming as Queen of the vampires over a thousand years ago.

Then they have to save Nick from dying due to the vampire bite from Betsy.

After that, the book moves on to the point where they are going to have to fight the ultra-evil Nostro. There's a pretty major battle, but Betsy finds a rather unusual way to attack Nostro.

Then things get really complicated after Sinclair and Betsy have sex. Because he was the first to have sex with her, he has become the King of the Vampires, her consort. For a thousand years.

This is really an excellent book, filled with lots of action and lots and lots of humor!


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