Girl Days

This story is one of the funniest and strangest of the Ranma-chan fanfics. Unfortunately, it goes 17 chapters and then stops. Still, what there is of it is well worth reading and you will be laughing over and over again.

chapter 1

Nodoka decides that Ranma needs to become comfortable with his female half. Ranma promises his mother that he will remain in Ranma-chan mode for two months.

chapter 2

Ranma-chan, Akane and Nodoka go shopping and Ranma-chan chooses an extremely revealing leather outfit. She also gets hit on by Kuno and Mousse (thinking she's Shampoo).

chapter 3

A week has passed and Ranma-chan, Nabiki, Kasumi and Akane are all sun-bathing in revealing outfits at the Dojo. Ryoga shows up to fight Ranma but passes out when he sees the four girls in their skimpy outfits.

Akane, Ranma-chan and P-chan go to a ice-cream parlor and all three have ice cream. Kodachi shows up for a fight but it ends up P-chan gets caught up and tied up with her own ribbon. Some water later and a naked Ryoga is bound tightly to Kodachi.

Wonderful lines in this chapter are given by Kodachi, commenting on a naked Ryoga being tied up to her. "You PEASANT! How DARE you embrace the Black Rose in such a state of...of...stateness!"

chapter 4

Ranma-chan explains how Shampoo grabs him and why he can't push her off (he'd have to push on her breasts), demonstrating the problem by glomping Akane.

Nabiki dresses Akane up like Ranma and Ranma-chan also already has been dressed to look like Shampoo. They scare their fathers but Nodoka ends up laughing and loves their impressions.

Shampoo shows up at the dojo and grabs Akane/Ranma by mistake. Then Ranma-chan appears as Shampoo and the real Shampoo freaks and runs.

A prince wants to marry Ranma-chan, but Nodoka and Cologne cook up a scheme to get rid of him. Cologne gives Ranma-chan some soap that will allow her to take hot baths but still stay a female.

chapter 5

Tsubasa tries to spy at the dojo but ends up getting hurt.

Ranma-chan agrees to start training Akane in the martial arts.

chapter 6

Ranma-chan and Akane go to the beach with Kasumi, Nabiki and Nodoka. By coincidence, virtually everyone else shows up there at the same time.

Akane, Shampoo and Ukyou agree to join together and protect Ranma-chan from fights for the weekend.

chapter 7

Ranma-chan, Akane, Shampoo and Ukyou decide to have a sleep-over at Ukyou's. They play truth-or-dare and it ends up Ranma-chan has to go on a date with Ryoga, if he asks her.

Ryoga ends up accidentally asking Ranma-chan out, thinking she was Akane.

They date has a number of strange things happen, but it still goes fairly well.

chapter 8

Genma tries to get Nodoka to stop her project with Ranma-chan but it doesn't work. He starts with the "husband-is-boss" routine by saying: "Wife, I am the husband---", to which she replies "Or house pet.." I love that line!

Ranma-chan then starts having her first period. Although she was "well and truly prepared" by her mother and the three sisters she stills ends up screaming for four and a half minutes. One of the funniest parts then comes when it's noted that Ranma-chan is rather touchy since her period started.

What follows is one of the funniest parts of the chapter:

Everyone agreed to walk softly around her, "As in on eggshells strewn on a rickety rope bridge out of Indiana Jones that was three feet over a minefield while juggling a flask of nitroglycerin and another of Sarin gas."

Another really funny part soon follows:

Ranma-chan's ignorance of sexual relationships is brought up, including the fact that she's not sure what a pervert is (one of Akane's favorite words, of course), but that it had something to do with "latex clothing, vibrators, Cheeze Whiz and a chicken..."

Then Ranma-chan suddenly realizes what the (pervert) boys are really after and gets considerably more upset then she already was.

Genma tries to force Ranma-chan to become a boy, but that doesn't work. He then tries to steal her clothes and that doesn't work. Ranma-chan enters the room, gets angry, her aura starts glowing and she materializes Mallet-sama Mark II.

Akane makes the mistake of jokingly referring to Ranma-chan as a pervert, resulting in said girl screaming at Akane from three inches in front of her that she's not a pervert and doesn't even like cheese wiz, causing Akane to back off (and spend time wondering what cheese wiz has to do with anything, anyhow).

Then, there's Akane and Ranma-chan's meeting with Kuno, who promptly proceeds to piss Ranma-chan off. She ends up floating into the air, her ponytail becomes undone, and she uses something called Divine Retribution, blasting Kuno with lighting ala Lum.

Things get worse when Shampoo tries to glomp Ranma-chan and she accuses Shampoo of being a boy.

Ranma-chan ends up being attacked by Big Pocky who makes the mistake of using Cheeze Wiz as a weapon. Ranma-chan ends up using Tigress's Righteous Fury as an attack and blasts him with a black-stripped ball of energy.

chapter 9

Ranma-chan starts to attend school as a girl and the other girls don't really have much of a problem with that. Shampoo starts attending also. There's a softball game that is absolutely hilarious.

chapter 10

There's a group of girls that want Ranma-chan to stay a girl forever; a group of girls that want Ranma-chan to return to being a boy, and a group of boys that are trying to get Ranma-chan to go out on a date with them.

Kuno stops by briefly at the dojo to invite Ranma and the others to a costume party at his house that weekend.

chapter 11

One guy hits up Ranma-chan, wanting to do something involving a love hotel, seventeen gallons of mayonnaise and a walrus.

They get to the costume party. Akane wears a Sailor Moon outfit with P-chan as Luna; Ranma-chan is dressed as Lara Croft;. Kumo is Indiana Jones; Nabiki as a Playboy bunny; Ukyo as Xena and Shampoo is dressed as Ayeka.

Cologne is consulting an oracle device and finds out there is trouble brewing, so she rushes off to the party.

Fred (the incompetent wizard) casts his spell and the costumes the people are wearing cause their personalities to end up matching the costume.

chapter 12

The changes start spreading. Back at the Tendo Dojo Kasumi changes into a female version of Wolverine. Nodoka is a Jedi night and Soun and Genma are versions of the Three Musketeers. Nabiki changed into a human/rabbit mix (since she was wearing a bunny costume at the time), and she is not happy.

Moose changes into the Ellen Ripley character from Aliens, and Konatsu changes into a version of Conan the Barbarian.

They finally locate the sort-of evil wizard and get ready to go after him.

chapter 13

The group realizes that they are going to be going up against someone very powerful, but they also realize that they have quite a group of powerful people on their side; granted, they are almost all from anime series, westerns, space movies and the like, including one Nabiki-the-bunny-girl who ends up being Nabiki-the-heavily-weaponed-bunny-girl.

The attack begins with several assault teams. One uses technology, one group uses "sharp pointy things", another group consists of Indiana Jones and James Bond, one group wreaking general havoc, and a last sort-of group consists of Kasumi having tea with a bunch of faceless minions.

chapter 14

The chapter opens with Moose attacking Ranma-chan because Shampoo had started that Ranma-chan looked better in jeans then she did, Ranma-chan having a better butt than her.

This is followed by another martial-arts challenger who is trying to undergo the worst martial-arts challenge defeat ever. The guy ends up being happy because Ranma-chan refused to fight him; thus, he was turned down by a person known to never turn down any fight, making him the consummate loser in martial arts.

chapter 15

Principal Kuno calls an assembly at the school and tells the students that Fridays at school will be casual days with the students to be allowed to wear whatever they want. (There is also an extremely funny part about the history of the Kuno family).

Happosai summons a demon, using the Victoria's Secret catalog, a hentai anime tape and a collection of lady's underwear that he has stolen. He wants the demon to cause the clothing of the girls at school to disappear.

That's done, and Happosai ends up glomping Kuno, thinking he is a female penguin. (It makes sense if you read the story; truly it does).

Akane, Ranma-chan, Kuno and Ryoga (who ends up showing up) all go after Happosai. Akane, though, realizes that Ranma-chan has started her period, again, and that it was not going to be good for Happosai.

And it doesn't go well for him. Not well at all.

chapter 16

Ranma-chan is going to be Ranma-chan for longer than she figured; perhaps a month or more longer than planned.

Then, there's the problem of a Viking longboat, complete with Vikings, docking at Tokyo harbor. They end up going to the Cat Cafe where Moose seems to know them, and they know about a female Viking and her relationship to Moose.

Who ends up coming to Nerima and ends up eating American-style hamburgers while talking about her "angel" Moose.

chapter 17

Ranma-chan plans to go out in apparently a very revealing outfit, causing Genma to become more than a little upset.

Meanwhile, Moose is still trying to avoid the Amazon girl.

Moose wants to change into a girl for a while to hide from Hilda, but that doesn't work. Ryoga ends up being the girl. Worse, he unknowingly uses some special soap and winds up being a girl for a full week.

Shampoo and Hilda get into a verbal duel of insults.

chapter 18

Ryouga wakes up female, wearing a powder blue negligee and matching panties. Ranma-chan gets her to come out of the bathtub, but Ryouga forgets her towel.

Then there is a sunbathing "experiment" that is going to go on involving Ryouga. There's even an explanation of the difference between bikinis for swimming in and bikinis for sunbathing in.

There's a really funny section about Ryouga trying to help Kasumi in the kitchen, but being totally unable to find anything properly.


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