Not Ranma ½

Review

The story uses an idea from The Accidental Goddess in which Ranko has become a love goddess. It only uses that part, though, and a separate, previously unknown-to-the-Tendos version of Ranko.

This has a lot of humor in it and a whole lot of sexual activity. Unfortunately, it has only three chapters and seems to have stopped there.

Synopsis

Chapter 1

We are introduced right off to Ranko and Yoiko Hibiki. They come to Nerima and visit Ucchan's Okonimiyaki, but once Ranko sees Shampoo she decides she'd rather have Ramen.

Ranko gets glomped by Shampoo (who thinks it's Ranma in girl form) and, when kissed, kisses her right back. Mousse gets mad and she ends up kissing him, too. She even talks to Cologne in Chinese.

Shampoo pours hot water over Ranko to get her to change back but it doesn't work and Ranko ends up running away. Outside she runs into Ryouga. She kisses him, too, and he promptly faints. Ranko then enters Ucchan's and Ukyo also thinks that she is Ranma in girl form.

She asks Ukyo to take Ryouga to the Tendos. Ranko and Yoiko end up running into Kuno and then it rains, changing Ranko into a male-form that is just like Ranma. Meanwhile Ryouga has gotten to the Tendos and he accuses Ranma of kissing him which sets off a hilarious interaction.

After a bit Ranko introduces herself as Ranko Saotome, "expert monster hunter and love goddess in training," who is into both boys and girls. She also proves that she is really Nodoka's daughter, and that Nodoka had given her up for adoption, and that Ranma is her twin brother. She then introduces Yoiko Hibiki and she and Ryouga go off together to talk since she realizes they are brother and sister.

Nabiki gets home and it's love-at-first-sight for Ranko. It turns out Nabiki is also falling for her since she has both boy form and girl form but doesn't have any of Ranma's chauvinistic attitude. They end up having sex. Later Ranko changes into her male form and they again have sex.

Chapter 2

Kasumi catches Nabiki and Ranko together naked, but Nabiki is able to blackmail Kasumi over a relationship she had with a high school girlfriend of hers. Kasumi and Ranko take a bath together later and Kasumi tells her she's not to tell their father about her and Nabiki, but she is to tell Ranma and to see if she can help him deal better with his curse.

Skuld appears in the bath and then Happosai shows up, fondling Ranko, then Ranma-chan shows up and bashes Happosai and Skuld bashes Happosai and you have a really hilarious scene going on.

Then there's another hilarious scene where Skuld gives Ranko a bunch of different inventions she has come up with. It also turns out Ranko is a Sailor Scout and even has her own spaceship.

The whole problem of the Kiss of Death is cleared up since Ranko did the Amazon tribe a favor. Ranko and Nabiki have sex in the restroom, though, since sex is the way that Ranko "recharges" herself (somewhat like how Happosai gets energy from grabbing women's breasts).

They go to Ukyo's place and find out that Yoiko has taken a job working there.

Later Akane drinks some tea which turns out to belong to Ranko. She is affected by the material in the tea and ends up performing oral sex on the person she thinks is Ranma, but it turns out it's Ranko. She wants to kill herself afterwards (a side effect of using the tea effects on someone other then the person she actually loves, since she found out it was Ranko and not Ranma), but Ranko stops her and they end up having a nice talk.

Chapter Three

Ranma-chan catches Nabiki and Ranko having sex in the bathroom. She goes back to her room and, since she is aroused, she decides to get herself off, not realizing that Ranko is floating outside her window watching (remember, she's a goddess-in-training) and Nabiki is listening outside her door.

When Ranma-chan finds out she's been giving everyone a show, she promptly faints.

Ranko tells Ranma that they are going on a three-day trip together. Ranko also discusses a different and very interesting interpretation of Shampoo's Kiss-of-Death.

There's also a short explanation of how Ranko became a goddess, and Ranma finds out she wants very badly to get cured of her curse since she isn't able to have kids due one of its side-effects.

She comes on to Ranma later and explains that she must have sex on a regular basis (since it's a source of energy to her), or she could actually die (that, or she could never use magic again).

So they end up having sex. And enjoying it. They also have sex with both of them as girls. Basically, Ranko is trying to get Ranma into shape technically and mentally to have sex, give and take, with Akane in both his boy and girl form.

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