Nazty Nuisance
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A 1943 film.
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The movie opens with some guys rowing away from their sinking ship.
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Hitler again.
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Hitler is going somewhere to make a treaty that he doesn't want Mussolini or Sukiyaki to know about.
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Sukiyaki shows up, of course.
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And so does Mussolini.
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The group from the sinking boat end up on an island (which, you just know is the same one Hitler is coming to.)
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One of the guys from the ship finds a woman who is partnered with a guy who's a magician, but the guy is stone-cold drunk.
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Hitler and the other two show up.
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Mussolini tries to use martial arts on Sukiyaki, but gets thrown to the ground. Sukiyaki then says: “He are defensive. Japanese very offensive.”
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The leader of the country/island/whatever insults Hitler and the others. He has a dinner, but the American who is posing as a magician put a whole can of pepper into the soup.
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Mussolini says the soup is not spicy enough.
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The Americans take over the U-boat.
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Sukiyaki says “I think are big fake” after a magic trick (and the actor forgets his Japanese accent.) He says they can do the same magic, and Hitler says they can copy anything.
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The country's leader wants the “magician” to change Sukiyaki into something else.
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The box, of course, has a fake bottom. Sukiyaki fell through and got knocked out by the girl, and the orangutan climbed up into the box.
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The American tries to convince Sukiyaki that he's going to help him.
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The “magician” gets all three on the sub.
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The guy tries to convince the three something has gone wrong with the sub.
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Hitler calls Sukiyaki a “filthy non-Aryan.”
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The other two get angry with Hitler when they find out the sub has nothing wrong with it at all. They end up getting into a fight.
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The other Nazi gets lose and damages the sub's instruments, and it ends up beached.
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The three aren't told about the beaching, though; they think the sub has sunk, so they get into the torpedo tubes and hope to be shot to the surface.
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You can see Sukiyaki flying through the air.
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